So, the dress finally married Prince William. Of course, there was a person in the wedding dress but the dress, according to the media, was the most important thing about this marriage of the royal leeches. Although whatever her name is (Duchess of Cambridge? well, she can always get a job on a punt if she gets divorced) is ordinary looking, a bit common in fact, the dress took centre stage. Thank goodness, as the dress drew attention from her scrawny chicken neck and obtrusive collar bones.
No, not sour grapes, just a stab at the ridiculous hullabaloo about a couple of kids getting married that I am forced to help pay for.
